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Hip surgery!

05 Sunday Oct 2014

Posted by Carol Anne in Jokes

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Funny joke, Humour, Joke, Life, Medical, Obama care

Two patients limp into two different doctors’ offices with the same complaint: Both have trouble walking and may require hip surgery.

Patient 1. is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

Patient 2. sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t
reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then, pending the review boards decision on his age and remaining
value to society.

Why the different treatment for the 2 patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen on Obama care.

In November, if there is no change in government, we’ll all have to find a good vet.

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